I'm jealous of your bromance
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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