just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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