No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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