It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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