4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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