How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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