Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My breasts were aching with rage.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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