My brain says no but my pants say off.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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