a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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