We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You made out with two different species that night
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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