I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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