everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
