that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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