Taylor Swift is so right about you.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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