maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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