i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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