Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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