Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Green mimosas i think yes
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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