You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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