Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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