physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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