She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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