I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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