My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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