Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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