i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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