Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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