I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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