Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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