Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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