he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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