high people should be assigned attendants
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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