But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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