Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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