I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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