Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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