He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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