somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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