you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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