i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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