I will die if light touches me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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