i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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