It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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