He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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