When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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