I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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