Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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