The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm always down for nudity.
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