My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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