Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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