that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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