he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
