i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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