Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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