I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I understand Curling. That high.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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