you guys were way drunker than both of me
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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