Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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